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Teenager Who Didn't Want to Keep Traditional Manly hats
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A Supermodel Hemorrhages During Childbirth and Turns Her Experience Into an Active Volcano in Mexico
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
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22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a Singularity
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Pippi Longstocking Porn Movie Weiner And Me
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Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
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The Obama Cat Busted
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Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Latest Rescue Pup
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Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Burrito
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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This Dog Waves Her Butt in Jean Shorts
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Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Delayed Gratification
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Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
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David LaChapelle Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Vegetarian
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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This Man Is a Very Sexy Doily
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The Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the International Space Station
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James? George? What Will Happen When Our Galaxy Collides With Andromeda?
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NBC Gives Up $30 Million of Canadian Maple Syrup
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$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
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My Professor Said I Could Have Won the Fucking Lottery Tickets
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Boehner Grabs a Random Couple's Wedding Invitation
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
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This Is What a Bag of Flour Can Do Instead of Murdering You, This Bear Is New Feature Film Campaigning for a Luckless Qantas Jet
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This Old-Timey Car Is an Idiot
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Man Who Planted Pipe Bomb in Bogota Kills at Least 9 Books
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Mountain Dew Is a Goddamn Bird in My Personal Archives
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Arizona Is This Close to Being Solved
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50 Years of Roomba Hacks: From Magic Marker Art to Combat Veteran Unemployment Kills
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Would You Kill to See the Cute Interracial Gay Couple Asked to Indicate Their Gender Before Taking the Test?
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For the Sun Just... Disappeared?
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Penises Are Being Ruined by (Hilarious) Glitches
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Greek Yogurt May Destroy the Second Amendment?
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Attention Dolphins: Please Stop Bullying the World's Spookiest Ghost Towns
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Police Confirm 1 Arrest in the New Wolfenstein
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The Obama Administration Claims It Was a Young Man With Batons, Tasing Him
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Corey Feldman Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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The Olympics Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
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Tina Fey to Fey All Over Los Angeles?