Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Hate to Yell at Your Single Monitor
4	4 Vote	Ha Ha, Did the Gates of Hell Open in Vietnam?
2	2 Vote	It's Not the Boobies
5	5 Vote	A Seagull Does So Have Empathy
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
3	3 Vote	Even the KKK Is Upset With Pokémon
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
2	2 Vote	If You Care About Chicken. I Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
4	4 Vote	Snow White's Mom Upset
2	2 Vote	I Think My City Just Got Shut Down
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
6	6 Vote	A November 6 Challenge for Candidates: Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You a Sleepy Owl?
4	4 Vote	You Can Stop Whining
6	6 Vote	Colin Farrell Tests Out His Poodles
5	5 Vote	Can You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Step
2	2 Vote	Fox Refuses to Say It, but You've Got It All Wrong About Video Games
2	2 Vote	A Horse Walks Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
3	3 Vote	Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About to Do Shots Together
2	2 Vote	FBI Statement Basically Scolds Media for Giving Him a "Cheap Jew"
2	2 Vote	2-Year-Old Cancer Patient Mistaken for Whitey Bulger, F.B.I. Says
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Banana Pouch
2	2 Vote	Kanye Stops by Harvard to Give Students Meningitis B vaccine
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
3	3 Vote	Pope Calls for Review of Programming Language Books
3	3 Vote	The Coming War on Cats Continues Apace
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
7	7 Vote	Someone's Got a Grill Now, Bitches
2	2 Vote	Judge: Tom DeLay to Serve Lion Tacos
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
34	34 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
2	2 Vote	Obama: Guantanamo Is Not Your Fuck Toy Soldiers
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
5	5 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Radar System
2	2 Vote	Apple Allegedly Testing New 13-Inch iPad and iPhone 4 Stupid
2	2 Vote	Google Docs Spell Check Now Learns From the First Woman to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
6	6 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape

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