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People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire

People Are Confused When They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain With Him and His Lying Pants on Fire by Skyline Studio via Flickr

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discovered by hannibal
2013-12-15

2013-12-15

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