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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
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Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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Elmo Continues to Haunt
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I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
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My Dad Has a New Record for Being a Shithead
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The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels of Yoga and Sex Ed
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How to Be Charged With Attempted Murder
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Woman "Thinks" Herself to Death
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This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is Slut
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22 Ways to Survive a Lightning Strike
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People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
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Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Pokémon
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For Veterans Day: We Pause to Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West Ranting About Taylor Swift, Will Smith and Strom Thurmond
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The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Boyfriend Has a Penis!
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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Side Eye: Boobsman Superhero Feels Up Strange Women on TV
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
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Man Discovers He Slept Through the Week of April 15th
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This Dad Taking Selfies With Dying Dolphin
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Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Suffering and We Said, Let's Just Cut Out the Good Parts
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"Time" Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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I Watched Kim K's Sex Tape ... While Making an Arrest
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Pop QUIZ: Should We Blame the Victim?
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Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Sexual Battery
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Marvel Really, Really Japanese
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God's Spirit at Work: I Guess That Settles That Argument
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CBS News Reporter Unwittingly Draws a Penis While Talking About This Photo at the Miss World
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About to Go Snowboarding on Mars
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Lady Gaga Goes Full Frontal in Weird Yoga Forest