Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Keep Tough Sanctions On Iran
9	9 Vote	Ian McKellen Showed Off His Nipples for $158
39	39 Vote	Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings 1	1
4	4 Vote	Facebook's Initial Stock Offering Will Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
8	8 Vote	Natural Diet Supplements Full of Shit
8	8 Vote	Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
6	6 Vote	Dan Harmon Just Compared Community Season 4 to a 1991 Mazda
8	8 Vote	Your Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Proof
115	115 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Better for Brains Than Crosswords
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
4	4 Vote	27 Painfully Awkward Things That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
8	8 Vote	You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
8	8 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime
6	6 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Play Video Games
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
7	7 Vote	Show and Tell: Not Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story
8	8 Vote	Square Enix Producing Another MMO for Your Genitals
7	7 Vote	Gorgeous LEGO Wigs Made for Giant Man-Hands
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
4	4 Vote	Yup, Sony Is Still Tearing the Galaxy Apart
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Kid Thinks We Could Demean Women This Way
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
9	9 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
4	4 Vote	Some Items at J. Crew Baby That Are Just Pure Nonstop Fun
7	7 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They Refused to Serve Me Cause of My Trashy Daughter
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs

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