saturn117

Voted Headlines
97
Vote
Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
248
Vote
Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
110
Vote
Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
260
Vote
Science Is a Real Thing
63
Vote
Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796
Vote
Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
2
Vote
Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying as All Hell
91
Vote
Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
13
Vote
The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
21
Vote
Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
160
Vote
Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
147
Vote
The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
8
Vote
How Google May Be Muslim
251
Vote
Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
31
Vote
Anthony Weiner Celebrates Rosh Hashanah ... By Himself
22
Vote
Rick Perry Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension
100
Vote
Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
33
Vote
Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
201
Vote
I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
71
Vote
Former Congressman Denied Right to Name a Planet
237
Vote
If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
26
Vote
More Miami Dolphins Drama: Suspended Lineman Claims He Visited Heaven and Met Jesus
24
Vote
Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames
18
Vote
Calif. Lawmakers Move to Colorado
129
Vote
Horse_Ebooks Has Been KILLED!!!
372
Vote
Fuck This Fucking Pencil
30
Vote
Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
403
Vote
How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
280
Vote
Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
9
Vote
How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Speeding Tickets
127
Vote
NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
29
Vote
16 Disney Princesses With Beards
30
Vote
Can WE Talk About How Dudes Love Asian Girls
86
Vote
Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Woman, Torch 70 Homes
86
Vote
This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
105
Vote
Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
118
Vote
Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
169
Vote
Fuck the Pope Hates You
202
Vote
This Is a Terrible Idea
218
Vote
How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists