Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
6	6 Vote	Just Try Not to Walk Out Because It's Raining Spiders
4	4 Vote	I Just Learned How to Draw Real "Boobies"
10	10 Vote	New York Times Reports: Hot Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
4	4 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Feel Emotions?
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
37	37 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Hilariously Offensive Question
5	5 Vote	Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Access to Private Goop Crap With Gwyneth
8	8 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Photo Section at Walmart
4	4 Vote	Back When Chatroulette Wasn't as Creepy as It Is Wonderful
8	8 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Disney Prince
7	7 Vote	And Now, the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
3	3 Vote	Presumably, Someone in S.F. Wants You to Do Him a Favor
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
5	5 Vote	It's Because You're a NOBODY!!
5	5 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Bill
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
9	9 Vote	GOP Continues to Tickle Kids for Priest Pedophilia
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
19	19 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Syrian Helicopter
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
23	23 Vote	Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
19	19 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become Law 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
4	4 Vote	Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Bang You
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
17	17 Vote	The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
8	8 Vote	South Korean Space Marines: Prepare to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat

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