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British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good
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This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
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Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
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Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
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The Largest, Most Awesome Dinosaurs in Video Games
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I Sucked on a Date. She Sent Me This
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F.E.a.R. 3 to (Finally) Support Same-Sex Love Interests — Here Are Some Adult Games Made by Disney
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Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
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Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
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Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
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This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still Useful
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?
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BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
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27% of Americans Want Boehner Out as Gay
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Taliban Use Twitter to Brag About Getting Two Degrees From Harvard
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The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Canadian Mayor Investigated for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
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Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
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News Outlets Flocking to One Guy
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Pakistani Court to Rule on California's Proposition 8
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Nintendo's Efforts to Contain Human Remains
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There Is No Beyoncé
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Here's How to Masturbate
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
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PItbull Speaking in Little Enough Words for You
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Relax, Everyone Who Has a Thigh Gap
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
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Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
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Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
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Elton John Is Not Deadly
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Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?