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Want to Turn Your iPhone Into a Trust Fund Baby?
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life With David Hasselhoff
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Schwarzenegger Was Actually Romney's Idea
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7 Ways to Suck
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Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
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36 Clever Gifts for the Women at Gunpoint
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UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
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Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have to Implement Obamacare
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The Meaning of Life Explained With Bunnies and Dragons
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
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AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
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McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
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Tunisian Prime Minister Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
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How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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Commemorating 9/11 on a Horse, NBD
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Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
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Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
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I'd Collect the Hell Out of Me
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Sir, You Are the Worst
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Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
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2 Dead, 44 Missing After an Hour's Worth of Whiskey
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Lou Reed Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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Wells Fargo Fires Employee to Avoid Financial Disaster
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Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Love You Anymore
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Swarming Bees Kill Elderly Woman, Torch 70 homes
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How Did Jesus Come to Love Obamacare
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Nathan Fillion Holding a Condom Contest
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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So You're Bored of Whoredom
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VIDEO: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Politics
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Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
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Nick Cannon Hits the Tooth Fairy as Kids Demand Up to $50 for Baby teeth
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor
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Here's Why You Should Probably Resign. Even if Just for Talking About Eating Babies
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This Is What Happens When You Set the Zombies Free
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Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life