Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on Time
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
9	9 Vote	Get Some Ass on Your iPhone, iPad 1	1
6	6 Vote	Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
8	8 Vote	Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
8	8 Vote	Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
4	4 Vote	21 Killed in Last Night's PlayStation Party
4	4 Vote	Fly Lands on Woman's Ear, Lays Flesh-Eating Maggots in Her Underwear, Files Suit
8	8 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal"
7	7 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
8	8 Vote	Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
5	5 Vote	Republican Texas Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
6	6 Vote	The Only Upside to the Undead
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Your Family
5	5 Vote	More Reese Witherspoon Arrest Footage Emerges, Proves She's a Floozy Says Former Client!
2	2 Vote	Goldman Sachs Mobilizes Rapid Smear Campaign Against Victoria's Secret
2	2 Vote	A Sneak Peek at What's Inside the Scientology Mothership
4	4 Vote	This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With Fox 1	1
2	2 Vote	Put Your Hands on Me via LinkedIn
9	9 Vote	Babies Not Even Worth It After All
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
3	3 Vote	See the Alien Ladies Who Nearly Joined Kirk's Threesome in Star Trek: TNG Bloopers
3	3 Vote	Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women
2	2 Vote	A Complete Guide to Surviving the War on Vegetarians: Brags of Forcing Anti-Meat Crowd to "Confess" Their Agenda Under Oath
8	8 Vote	In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay 1	1
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
7	7 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Saving the Porn Industry
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
3	3 Vote	Get Ready for Beyonce's Jelly
8	8 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies

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