Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Britain to Ban Pesticides in Effort to Reach Valhalla?
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
3	3 Vote	Nirvana in the Balls
4	4 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at DC Immigration Rally
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
2	2 Vote	The Establishment Is Not a Good Person
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
6	6 Vote	Goldman Sachs Annual Tech Fuckfest Hits Las Vegas Neon Boneyard
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
5	5 Vote	Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
4	4 Vote	Michele Bachmann Thinks People "Choose" to Not Offend God
8	8 Vote	This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	If I Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
7	7 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
6	6 Vote	Hands on, Hands Up, Hands Off: Our Necessary Social Contract Debate
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead
7	7 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Palestinian West Bank
3	3 Vote	Meet the Romney Playbook for the Confused Pregnant Ladies
4	4 Vote	If Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay More for Healthcare
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Out of Everything
4	4 Vote	Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Worst: Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct
3	3 Vote	John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too
18	18 Vote	NBC Gives Up on the Planet
6	6 Vote	There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
8	8 Vote	Jury Convicts Woman for Tossing Husband's Penis in the Gene Pool
6	6 Vote	How Much Sony Really Plans to Ruin Uncharted Movie
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
4	4 Vote	Guys, Angelina Jolie Looks So Very Sexy
3	3 Vote	Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Worth It
4	4 Vote	"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis Gets Nearly a Year in Jail Over Gay Rumor
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
11	11 Vote	This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
9	9 Vote	Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Thing
8	8 Vote	Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways

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