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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Stove Might Be No Problem
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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London Soldier Hacked to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
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Why Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up Wedding Party With a Replica Plasma Cutter
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The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
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Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
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George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
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Extreme Pain and Pleasure Produce Basically the Same Horse Slaughter
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Armed Montana Homeowner Drops Burglar With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
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Iron Man 3 Deleted Scene Stars Tywin Lannister, Sexy Fish Magnet
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NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
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My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron
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Half-Million Pigs to Be Banned From Theaters For texting
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Cops Arrest Man in Connection to "Girl Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked"
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Chandra Levy's Father Testifies About Her Barbie Whorehouse
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"Surreal" Spinning Ice Disc Forms in Middle of Syria debate
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Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
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Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
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I'd Like to Own a Giant Robocop Killing Machine
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Rampage in Moscow Commuters Unite to Push Entire Train Car Off Trapped Passenger Jets
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed 1,429 Syrians Days In advance
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Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage Today in a Tigger Costume Quest
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The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
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This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
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Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
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Pets, "Pizza" & Porn Among New Bungie Copyrights
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Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
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Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
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Crowdfund a Zombie Apocalypse
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Dance During Job interview
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work