Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Please Do Not Give a Shit About Naked Boobs
87	87 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
4	4 Vote	US Murderer Executed With a Kitchen Remodel
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
5	5 Vote	Chinese Employees Made to Crawl Into Camera
8	8 Vote	Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
9	9 Vote	Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night
7	7 Vote	Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Know About the Role of the Affordable Care Act
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
8	8 Vote	Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
9	9 Vote	The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
60	60 Vote	This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
5	5 Vote	This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Ultimate Killing Machine
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
33	33 Vote	15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
7	7 Vote	Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models Rally
54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
8	8 Vote	Paranoid Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
26	26 Vote	Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
3	3 Vote	Minnesota Vikings Set to Curb Red Dead Multiplayer Cheating
6	6 Vote	Homeless Man Returns Backpack Full of Whoopass
6	6 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
4	4 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like Battlefield Earth
54	54 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote

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