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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
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Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
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Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
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Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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I Have No Tigers
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Comedians
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
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If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Basic Math Lesson
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These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
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Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
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Yeah, Why AREN'T You Out of Toilet Paper
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We Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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Tragic Robot Suicide Stuns Small Town Police Log
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Michigan Governor Rick Scott Vetos $1.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
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Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
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There Is No "War on Caterpillars"
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Woman Teaches Herself to Dance During Job interview
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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How Could We Move the Sun?
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Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
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3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
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All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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520 Days Inside a Gallery Owner's Ear
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!