Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
50	50 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
4	4 Vote	Harvard Spied on by Farts
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
84	84 Vote	Truck Full of Lies
19	19 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Holocaust Revisionist
9	9 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
5	5 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Matters
6	6 Vote	Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
4	4 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Creepy Witch
9	9 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
8	8 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
9	9 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
7	7 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are the Monsters
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
4	4 Vote	33 Signs You're Obsessed With Donating Blood
6	6 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
8	8 Vote	How IBM Could Force a One-Child Policy
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
8	8 Vote	How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
7	7 Vote	Germany, Not France, Delights in Fancy Hats
8	8 Vote	U.S. To Reopen Case of the Mondays
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
5	5 Vote	Turtles With Guns in American Society
6	6 Vote	Hulk Smashes Everything in Its Natural Habitat
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals

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