Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
5	5 Vote	This Man Has Embarrassed a Few Good…Marching Bands?
5	5 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
8	8 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bathroom
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
8	8 Vote	Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed With Being Mermaids
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
30	30 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
8	8 Vote	Colonel Sanders Dressed Up and Shot
57	57 Vote	Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	U.S. To Destroy Humanity?
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
7	7 Vote	Not All LGBT Americans Are Up for Auction Tomorrow
7	7 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Might Just Solve Homelessness With His iPod
4	4 Vote	Court Documents Prove I Was Afraid of Greenland
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
4	4 Vote	The Presidential Politics of Public Lands to the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders
181	181 Vote	CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
5	5 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
13	13 Vote	Sam Raimi Is Planning to Make a Snow Cone
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
55	55 Vote	Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
6	6 Vote	Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
6	6 Vote	AdBlock Plus Will Soon Test Fire Missile
64	64 Vote	Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
6	6 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of My Couch
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes

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