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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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The U.S. Has Got THE BIGGEST Lions in The World
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Activision Announces Spider-Man: Edge of Unhealthy Diet Choices
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Cup Noodles Bet Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Harry Belafonte I HAVE AWOKEN
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Romney Hires an Openly Bisexual Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping
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"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
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Man Held "Hostage" by Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine
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Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an NBC Sitcom
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Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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An In-Depth Tour of the Day: Mmmm... HAM
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Mike Huckabee Takes on Steampunk
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Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
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Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
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Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
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What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
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U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Fleeing Violence, Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Sheer Embarrassment
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die