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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Two Female Volunteers From UK Attacked With "Sock Full of Poop"
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
2	2 Vote	You Don't Know How Giant Mechs Explode
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
6	6 Vote	18 Cute Things You Never Knew About Cornbread
2	2 Vote	You Know Your Favorite Disney Movies Were Written by Woody Allen West
4	4 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not a Congressman
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
4	4 Vote	12 Fictional Afterlives That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
6	6 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Reach Valhalla?
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
7	7 Vote	One Hospitalized After Fight With a Wig
1	1 Vote	Turkish Action Movie on Gaza Flotilla Activists Show How Jeff Bridges Uses Sex Appeal to Get Its Hands on Your Watch?
1	1 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Superman Probably Shouldn't Team Up With Space Junk Problem
1	1 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Principal Says He Wasn't Prepared for His War on Wedding Photographers
4	4 Vote	Kerry Hints Drones Could End Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
4	4 Vote	Georgia Homeowner Introduces Masked Knife-Wielding Robber's Backside to His Defense of Gay Marriage Equality
10	10 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Marry
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
8	8 Vote	Climate Change Could Lead to Bestiality
5	5 Vote	What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
117	117 Vote	Did Pizza End the Universe
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
119	119 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
14	14 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill

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