Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
223	223 Vote	Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth
6	6 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Strikes Back by Re-Releasing His Own Penis
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Childhood Obesity
7	7 Vote	New Iron Man to Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
9	9 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Prom Photos?
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
9	9 Vote	China Thought This Fetish Porn Scene Was an 80's Training Montage
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
6	6 Vote	What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
7	7 Vote	World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
5	5 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Suck
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
8	8 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
6	6 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons"
6	6 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
7	7 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in One of Newark's Busiest Intersections

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