Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
153	153 Vote	NBA Players Reject League Offer; Begin to Vanish
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
70	70 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
7	7 Vote	Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Syrian Attacks
44	44 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
3	3 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Different Future in 1983
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
13	13 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Cult
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
6	6 Vote	Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where?
7	7 Vote	Man Hacks Zuckerberg's Facebook to Deal With Loss
5	5 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
4	4 Vote	One Fact About the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
5	5 Vote	Poll: 69% of Americans Killed in Ottawa Train-Bus collision
5	5 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Reluctantly Team Up With Poop
6	6 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Running NBC Accidentally
5	5 Vote	How to Cook After the Apocalypse
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Tips for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass

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