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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness