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White House to Give Up Already
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
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Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Make Turbans Happen
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Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Memes
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How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs
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As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
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Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
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Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
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England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
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Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Endings
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Watch Poverty Spread to Daft Punk
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Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Man Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Manhole Covers
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
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C'mon, Y'all: Is This Guy Just Casually Pumping His Gas
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Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
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The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
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Choose Your Own Poop?
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Oprah Marries a Butler in a Sandbox
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Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote"
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Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch
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Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
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Barbara Walters Announces Her Plan to Create a Homemade Museum Of death
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Testicle-Biting Fish Could Skew Scuba Surveys
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Venezuelan Women Are Put in A Mug
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Sen. Daniel Inouye Remembered as Politician, Humanitarian, Man of Steel
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Dark Knight Returns to Gaza Strip After 45-Year Exile
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Obama Tears Into Obamacare, Says It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
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How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
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New York City Not a Fan Fiction