Um... the Human Torch. Cyclops. ...Sunfire? There was an X-Man named Sunfire, right?
Can you call a singular member of the X-Men an X-Man?
Help me out here.
...So, uh, is this a top 10 of all time headline for me? I think maybe.
A DC Comics adaptation of Ovid's Metamorphoses could be kinda neat.
Mexico could stand to learn a thing or two from America.
Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through!
Reminds me of best headline that I didn't get to save because the site crashed:
"Blown by the Bell" Cast Reunites After 30 Years in Prison
When I got this one, I read it as also implying the guns & body armor puppy was born as a result of the altercation, though now I see it doesn't.
Probably a better idea to go with something a bit more quiet and discreet, though.
Oh, this is the best one I've seen in a while.
May as well stop for today, I'm not gonna get anything that tops this.
That's nothing. Once I microwaved a banana and uncovered the secret to time travel.
They only left her a cent? That's not very kind-hearted at all!
♪ Die, die, die, die-die-die. ♫
Unfortunately learned too late that most of the techniques you use with animals don't really work with fungi.
Maybe, but I doubt many newspapers would print that money shot.
Dammit, I read "reptiles." That clearly does not say reptiles.
Brain aneurysm, right? ..waaait a minute...
A pork roll, egg & cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
This might be one of my all-time favorites.
I don't believe it!
This is a rather evocative one.
Buried in gelatin, beneath the sands of Venus.
This is horrible and perfect.
That's frikkin' c-c-cool!
It would if I lived in NC, anyway.
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