This might be one of my all-time favorites.
I don't believe it!
This is a rather evocative one.
Buried in gelatin, beneath the sands of Venus.
This is horrible and perfect.
That's frikkin' c-c-cool!
It would if I lived in NC, anyway.
This is literally just an infowars headline, lol
This is a genuinely good tongue-twister.
Also hardcore: drinking water with one hand.
I would have assumed a legend or planeswalker.
This was funnier when I thought it said R2D2.
a culinary puzzle
It's victory wine.
This made me, like, reflexively scrape my tongue against my teeth. Eurgh.
Legit one of my favorite movies. Highly recommended to Twilight Zone and Black Mirror fans.
This year's New Kings of Sapphic Erotica contest got a little out of hand.
I kinda feel like I should apologize for saving this one.
an Academy Award-nominated documentary, no doubt
It's really not fair to the artist to expect them to just show up at a moment's notice to blast ass into a mic. You need time to prepare.
Strawberries, followed by Machine Gun Etiquette
Yes, "a sweater" is an anagram of "seawater."
Yes, I'm scared too.
Got momentarily hopeful that this might be a real headline when I saw it, and then I remembered Mick Karn died in 2011.
Stop humblebragging about your Animal Crossing town.
Fuckton. Shitload. Sextillion.
I know, right? I never understood why some people are so into phone sex.
Everybody loves a happy ending.
A headline I fear I'll actually see in the months to come
Don't knock it till youse tried it.
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