It PAINS me every time this generates a banger tweet now, lol.
No, you're thinking of Bluesky.
I too have played Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
This is one of my favorites out of all the headlines I've ever generated.
"I'd like to hold on to that, but you're welcome to its contents."
This year's Wrestlemania just got a lot more interesting.
slightly disappointed to see Scary Play Golf isn't the title of an existing game
"Major Ass" Billy Gunn
the snitoris, as it is better known
This is one of those ones where you really wish it just stopped after the first sentence, haha.
This is impressively self-referential.
some of Yoda's lesser-known advice to Luke
You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.
Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships
Good for him.
They're going to make it a 3D film.
I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.
giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze
This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.
-- Ralph Bakshi
Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.
You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.
Ach! Augustus! Thank goodness you're alright!
They're signed to 4AD.
I haven't full-on hurt myself laughing at one of these in a long time. Dear God.
The technology is groundbreaking, but it was extremely shitty of Wonka to do this in response to the Oompa Loompas unionizing.
"Oh, good, my toast is done."
Ross's, we all hope.
Jesus Christ, I think this is already one of my all-time favorites.
These never fail to make me laugh. They never, ever get old.
Well, at least it's TRYING! 😡
I'm kind of amazed by how much this one almost makes sense as a deliberate bad pun.
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