Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships
The technology is groundbreaking, but it was extremely shitty of Wonka to do this in response to the Oompa Loompas unionizing.
Unrelated to this headline, but—Headline Smasher, you just HAD to crash and not want to save when I generated something this amazing, didn't you?
This year's Wrestlemania just got a lot more interesting.