They only left her a cent? That's not very kind-hearted at all!
♪ Die, die, die, die-die-die. ♫
Unfortunately learned too late that most of the techniques you use with animals don't really work with fungi.
Maybe, but I doubt many newspapers would print that money shot.
Dammit, I read "reptiles." That clearly does not say reptiles.
Brain aneurysm, right? ..waaait a minute...
A pork roll, egg & cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
This might be one of my all-time favorites.
I don't believe it!
This is a rather evocative one.
Buried in gelatin, beneath the sands of Venus.
This is horrible and perfect.
That's frikkin' c-c-cool!
It would if I lived in NC, anyway.
This is literally just an infowars headline, lol
This is a genuinely good tongue-twister.
Also hardcore: drinking water with one hand.
I would have assumed a legend or planeswalker.
This was funnier when I thought it said R2D2.
a culinary puzzle
It's victory wine.
This made me, like, reflexively scrape my tongue against my teeth. Eurgh.
Legit one of my favorite movies. Highly recommended to Twilight Zone and Black Mirror fans.
This year's New Kings of Sapphic Erotica contest got a little out of hand.
I kinda feel like I should apologize for saving this one.
an Academy Award-nominated documentary, no doubt
It's really not fair to the artist to expect them to just show up at a moment's notice to blast ass into a mic. You need time to prepare.
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