Headline Smasher

This year's Wrestlemania just got a lot more interesting.

slightly disappointed to see Scary Play Golf isn't the title of an existing game

"Major Ass" Billy Gunn

the snitoris, as it is better known

This is one of those ones where you really wish it just stopped after the first sentence, haha.

This is impressively self-referential.

:(

some of Yoda's lesser-known advice to Luke

You gotta pay extra for the Fairy Godmother, though.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Cover tagline for a sleazy '60s romance novel that has horribly regressive views on relationships

Good for him.

They're going to make it a 3D film.

I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.

giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze

This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.

-- Ralph Bakshi

Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.

You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.

Ach! Augustus! Thank goodness you're alright!

They're signed to 4AD.

10/10

https://headlinesmasher.com/513416

I haven't full-on hurt myself laughing at one of these in a long time. Dear God.

The technology is groundbreaking, but it was extremely shitty of Wonka to do this in response to the Oompa Loompas unionizing.

"Oh, good, my toast is done."

Ross's, we all hope.

Jesus Christ, I think this is already one of my all-time favorites.

😳

These never fail to make me laugh. They never, ever get old.

Thomas, no!

Well, at least it's TRYING! 😡

I'm kind of amazed by how much this one almost makes sense as a deliberate bad pun.

Not surprising—I always thought NNN was a fashy thing.

😳😳😳

Oh wow. Yikes.

10/10

Yaaaaay!

WAIT, I mean, um...

Unrelated to this headline, but—Headline Smasher, you just HAD to crash and not want to save when I generated something this amazing, didn't you?

https://i.imgur.com/PvHBmhB.png

Truly, one of life's greatest mysteries.