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Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
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New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
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Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
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Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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That Condensation on Your Uterus
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We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
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Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
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How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
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My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo
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Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
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Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
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Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...