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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Sailor Freddie Mercury Is Now Selling Your Gifts Online. Revolt!
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Kate Upton and Diddy Are Reportedly Negotiating Their Largest Arms Deal Since the Summer
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse
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Republican Tim Scott Would Have Sex With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
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Florida Man Literally Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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PETA Continues to Ravage Everyone's E3 Schedule
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Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
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Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel and/or the KKK
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Simon Cowell Sings "Go Go Power Rangers" ... For Drug Cartel Kingpin
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide