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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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Never Mind the Dragon
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How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew
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In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
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It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
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NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
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ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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How Not to Be Made a Saint
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EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
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Cops Accused of Sending Jews to Death By tiger
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NASA Has Just Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Tried to Sell Chocolate
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Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
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Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
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Musician Wyclef Jean Makes a Trade With Aliens
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Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
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Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
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Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Fox Refuses to Say I Hate Jews
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
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Video of Obama With Hitler Mustache | NBC 7 San Diego
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White House Fails to Fly Again
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Damn It Feels Good to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
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"Dildo Play" Is Now Impacting Our Children
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15-Year-Old French Teen Ripped in Half After He Stops Accepting Insurance
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Celebrate the Anniversary of Chernobyl Accident
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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Your Baby Could Be Lethal
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Pornographic
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies