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13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
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Obama Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
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6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
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Prosecutor: Kansas Foster Father High on LSD Tells Cops He's Jack Bauer
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New Trailer for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
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5 Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
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This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
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And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
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Human Centipede: The Musical: Less Gross on Thanksgiving
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Egyptian Nazi Will No Longer Serve Flavored Milk
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My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
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Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
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Pregnant Lady Offers to Give Her Baby to Her Critics, Yet Again
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Little Boy Run Over by Aliens
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She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
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I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
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The Beauty Secret That Can Turn People Into Vampires
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Can Penises Get Stuck in Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
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Pope Hints That Aaron Is Still Alive
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Ancient Forces Align to Turn Vodka Into Gin
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Xbox Live to Blame for ObamaCare's Unpopularity
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Doctors Have Cured a Baby Predator
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New Study Suggests Earth's Worst Mass Extinction Was Caused by Sloppy Googling
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This Teenage Girl Played "World of Warcraft" Non-Stop for 30 Years
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Police Investigation
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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Notorious Steak Knife-Toting Teen Girls Hit in Dick With Foul Pop Culture
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Say Goodbye to Her Ass
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Beyonce Slapped on the Starship Enterprise
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5 Reasons Why You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
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Statue Doesn't Appear to Be Gay?
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Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
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Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Zombie DILDO
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The Liberal War on Vampires
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This Ancient Fish May Have Oceans and Continents
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4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Volcanoes
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
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12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt