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10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner
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An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy
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Worst Nurse Ever Accused of Being Criminally Gross
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If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
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R. Kelly Clarkson
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Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
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Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines"
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Inside the Rainbow Potato
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These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
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WATCH: Snoop Dogg Gets a Face Full of Nightmare Fuel
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand
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Rihanna Wants a Nuke
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Polar Bear Grylls
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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My Mixed Race Kids Will LOVE Penguins?
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I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
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Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nightmare Fuel
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
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Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
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Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
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Ben and Jerry's Releases New Video Proves That Life's All About Poking Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
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Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
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"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again
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Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
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These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
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Cop Goes Undercover in Amish Drag to Catch Rabbits (Barehanded!)