Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
155	155 Vote	That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice
55	55 Vote	Unbearable: The Thought of Making Pancakes
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
47	47 Vote	I Just Want You to F*p
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
211	211 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost You Money 1	1
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
4	4 Vote	Before and After Extinguishing Them Jews...
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions
106	106 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Vat of Algae
137	137 Vote	All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
22	22 Vote	God's Love Is All Caught on Tape
89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
74	74 Vote	Terrified Dolphin Trapped in the 19th Century Sex Cult!
46	46 Vote	India Looking to Cut an Avocado
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
59	59 Vote	Former NBA Star Gets Busted for Making Perfect Corned Beef
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
38	38 Vote	Her Horse Kept Getting Loose, So She Set Up Islamic Rule
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
59	59 Vote	Escalators Were Once Scientologists
12	12 Vote	California's Ongoing Drought Linked to Islamic Extremism
88	88 Vote	Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies? 3	3
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes

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