Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Watch "Buddhist Monks" Breakdance to the Decision to Kill Jews
78	78 Vote	Riker Gets His Chance to Populate the United States in 3,326 Days
363	363 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
9	9 Vote	Satan Lives!! And He Needs Those Proteins 1	1
73	73 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Turning Into Chernobyl 1	1
163	163 Vote	That Baby Must Be Killed. Crucify Him Upside Down
98	98 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
119	119 Vote	Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass 1	1
158	158 Vote	Amazing Photo of Bruce Wayne's Parents Getting Murdered
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
167	167 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
133	133 Vote	Man With Largest Penis on Mars
291	291 Vote	Fuck You in Space? 1	1
100	100 Vote	30 Ways to Masturbate 1	1
3	3 Vote	Ancient Merchants Are Responsible for the Dying
35	35 Vote	G.O.P. Plan on Making Nukes
54	54 Vote	Poachers Kill One of Those $1 Mouse Pads
43	43 Vote	Eating Peanuts While Pregnant Won't Give Your Kid a 6-Year-Old
258	258 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs 2	2
71	71 Vote	Sex Noises at the Batmobile From Batman V. Superman
131	131 Vote	They Gave Her a Dragon 2	2
122	122 Vote	Malaysia Is Fighting Giant, Fire-Breathing Spiders
77	77 Vote	Burn Them, Burn All of the Sea Turtles
400	400 Vote	Pokemon Is So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears
89	89 Vote	19 Puppies Who Are Against Feminism
113	113 Vote	16 Cats That Mastered the Ancient Art of Napping
27	27 Vote	George Zimmerman Involved in "Suicide Squad"
138	138 Vote	Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage 1	1
141	141 Vote	Here's How to Fall for Totally Bullshit Facts
20	20 Vote	Burger King to Spite Einstein
20	20 Vote	Saudi Arabia Ramps Up War on Christmas, Seize Nativity Scene
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
67	67 Vote	90s Shows That Never Made It Big Because of Me
67	67 Vote	5 Ways Pirates Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
54	54 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq 1	1
46	46 Vote	YES Yes Yes Bassist

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