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Voted Headlines

182	182 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
94	94 Vote	Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
81	81 Vote	I Feel Really Good With Diarrhea
56	56 Vote	John Oliver Talks About the Texas Muslims Sexually
44	44 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Surprises Fans by Creepin on Them
6	6 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Pants and Broke Into Her Vagina to Cleanse Her Uterus
86	86 Vote	Family and Friends Get Bromantic in the Shower
136	136 Vote	Mom Pranks Her Son in Benghazi Attack
67	67 Vote	These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Multiple Orgasms
127	127 Vote	Teens Blowing Each Other Survive
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
64	64 Vote	Alabama Ex-KKK Leader and Longtime NAACP Chair, Dies at 92
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
29	29 Vote	Pregnant Marisa Miller Poses Nude in a Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom
120	120 Vote	Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
125	125 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
43	43 Vote	Giuliani's Hate-Mongering Shows the Power of Kindness, Resilience, and Knowledge
74	74 Vote	Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
413	413 Vote	Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No. 2	2
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
218	218 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
65	65 Vote	Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
72	72 Vote	150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
61	61 Vote	Kim Kardashian Naked, Eating a Booger at the Emmys 2015
58	58 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
43	43 Vote	The Islamic State of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
261	261 Vote	Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality 1	1
117	117 Vote	J.K. Rowling Hints at NAZISM
139	139 Vote	Maybe We Can't Handle a Foot-Long
141	141 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
116	116 Vote	Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Disabled People in 2014
158	158 Vote	Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
41	41 Vote	12 Kick-Ass Women Photojournalists Who Are Actually Married at Age Six
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes

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