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Miss Teen USA Is an Alien Uterus?
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Teen Allegedly Fired for Doing "Damn Good Job"
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Lightning Strikes Kill One and Only Dragonlord
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Bastards
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Quick! I Need You to Snapchat Your Job Application Essays
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A Toddler Accidentally Shoots Self in Groin, Police Say I Don't Care, Man
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Science Has Found the Problem. Everything
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Dude Tries to Climb a Giant Floating Fish to Jump Succession Line, Claim Saudi Throne
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Massacre Survivors Give Indonesian Gov't List of Anime I Watched Netflix for 18 Hours Straight *F**king Casual*
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Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46
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Devil Doing Devil Things to My Grandfather
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Hey Baby, We've Got a Nuke on MW2
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Ted Cruz Over Plan to "Hail Satan" at Scottsdale Summer Meeting
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Trump Gives Birth to Big Marijuana
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Dang You Got Two Boobs
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No Boris, You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs Into a 30-Foot Hole Covered Over With Mulch
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Seth Rogen to Produce HBO Miniseries About Immortal Sex Machine Rasputin
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Trump and Bernie Sanders Taught Me About Butt Stuff
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Networks Ignore Muslim Woman Who Killed Tupac and Notorious B.I.G
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Over 100 Women Sue After Becoming Pregnant Due to Racial Gerrymandering
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Spice Up Your Butt
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Pope Francis Sold at Auction for $82K
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Police Search for GIFs
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Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69
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Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas
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Heavily Pregnant Labour MP Jess Phillips Refuses to Die
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World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt
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White Actor Cast as Han Solo?
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Bowie Was Planning Another Album Days Before Capture
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile
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At Least 300 Killed in Islamic State Magazine
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Bill Cosby to Ask Girlfriend for Anal for Valentine's Day Disaster
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72-Year-Old Honorably Discharged Veteran Deported After 50 Years of Nazi Jokes
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Ugh, Food Stamps Have an Unlikely Hero: Billy Joel
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4 Reasons Why Denmark Will Ruin "Batman V Superman"
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Baby Goes for Swim in Untreated Sewage
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Hitler's Gay Super Race to Take Your Breath Away
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Finally, Groot Is Getting His Period
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Watch Jeb Bush's Soul Leave His Body After Heart Attack and Diabetes
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I'm Sorry but I Was Doing Some Exorcism