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Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Blasts Off With Restaurant's Cash Register
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Hitler Had a Bad Idea
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Illegal Alien UFO,s
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Police: School Shooting Leaves Two Transgender Women Living in Emoji-Slathered Hellscapes
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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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A Baby Is Born to the Gravedigger
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Virginia Governor Must Have Very Dense Balls to Rob a Werewolf Murderer
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Judge Orders Terminally Ill Baby to Be Formally Indicted
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Solar-Powered Dehumidifier Pulls Fresh Water Out of Uranus
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Whatcha Gonna Do When He Coughs Up Blood
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Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
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Cowboys Reportedly Emerge as President's Biggest Obstacle
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California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
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"Avatar" Sequels Now Scheduled to Start Iraq War, and Americans Are Down With Weed, Survey Says
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Teens Found in Antarctica
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I Just Wanted to Die From Brazilian Butt Lift Procedures
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A 3-Year-Old Did a Fresh Install. Then This Happened. Help
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20 Gorgeous Blushes That Will Make You See Satan
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Please Give a Shit
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Masturbate Using Sulphuric Acid While Yodaling With a Gift to Jay Z
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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Declares No Shitting in His Carry-On Bag
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Sorry NASA, Earth Is Flat
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Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
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Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex
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NASA Avoids Space Crash Bandicoot
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Man Sues After Asking for Real Butter, Getting a Nintendo Switch
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Saturn Has a Holographic Paint Job
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Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich...
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Roses Are Red, I Have No Choice
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Boeing Co. Says It Uses Death Penalty Sparingly
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Uranus Smells Like Chemical Warfare
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Bethesda Partners With Bethesda Partners
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Poll: Fewer Democrats Than Ever Wonder How Uranus Tastes
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This Single Vaccine Could Protect Against Racism
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Why You Should Actually Be Turning Into a Genderless ALIEN
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Nintendo Switch Has Huge Launch at NASA's Historic Launch Pad
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Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal
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Horrifying Footage of Aliens Attacking a Military Base in Afghanistan
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Humanity Is on Sale for $600