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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Jailed Pussy Riot Member to Launch PayPal Galactic (a Space Bank)
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Which Major Newspaper Is Building Thorium Reactor
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Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Former KKK Member for Halloween
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Amanda Bynes Banned From the Mafia
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
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Horny Ghost of Hugo Chavez Appeared in NHL 94
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Nintendo President: We Don't Want Nukes
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America Is an Evil Whore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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A Grandstanding Senator Decided to Apologize for Saying Jews Deserve to Have Nightmares About Space
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Teacher Informs Parents About Their "Black Friend"
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Lindsay Lohan Defends Hanging With Old Friends but Really Shouldn't
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Watch This Within 10 Seconds, You'll Regret It for 18 Years