Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
10	10 Vote	When Assholes Use the Nuke 1	1
106	106 Vote	Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
8	8 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Behind Kenya massacre
63	63 Vote	Eyjafjallajokull, the Musical Number
6	6 Vote	Manning Found Not Guilty in Death of Two Bipedal Hexapuses
7	7 Vote	Weiner Doesn't Think He Sexted More Than 10 GOP Congressmen Embroiled in Ethics Scandals
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
91	91 Vote	Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
63	63 Vote	Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
140	140 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons 1	1
147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
112	112 Vote	First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
49	49 Vote	So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
98	98 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
4	4 Vote	Massive Dragon Skull Is the Sexiest
162	162 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
149	149 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest
137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
7	7 Vote	Ancient Greek Computer Rebuilt – Out of Plane Crashes 1	1
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs

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