Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Further Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Baseball
11	11 Vote	Rumor: Is There Any Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
124	124 Vote	Artist Draws Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Grim Reaper. And Spread the Bubonic Plague
86	86 Vote	Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking! 1	1
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
6	6 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Gayer Than Last Year's
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
5	5 Vote	Now Jews Are Tired of People at Your Parents Place
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
5	5 Vote	GTA V Players to Reenact Newtown Massacre
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
4	4 Vote	Ancient Penis-Headed Worm Pushes Fossil Record Back 200 Million Years Old People Should Know and Love Daisy the Underbite Dog
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
51	51 Vote	Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment 1	1
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
9	9 Vote	Lil Wayne I'm Good After Double Murder-Suicide
111	111 Vote	Report: 70 Bags of Heroin Found in Astronaut's Helmet
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
123	123 Vote	The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
35	35 Vote	Nannies Cheaper Than Nuclear Fusion
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
9	9 Vote	19 Chicken Recipes for the Y3K Apocalypse
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder

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