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Republicans Blame Democrats for Republican Soul Sacrifice
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Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Erin Brockovich Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Indiana Planned Parenthood Fends Off Its Last Nuclear Reactor
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Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
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A Senator Asks a Follow-Up Question: Stunned Silence Ensues
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Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
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Incest and Pedophilia, the New "Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer" Looks Pretty Apocalyptic
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Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
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Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Orwellian
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How One Guy Is Responsible for the Geek in Your Pants
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
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If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Mercury Is Made of Stone
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One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
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Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
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How to Avoid Being Eaten
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Forty-Five Mods Were Needed to Finish Duke Nukem Forever Demo
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Report: Human Body Not Capable of Producing Nukes
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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Obama Takes a Return Trip To Neptune
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American Culture Is Bullshit
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This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
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We Have Sex With Ghosts
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Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
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LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
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How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
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How to Masturbate In Public
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33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
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These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea