Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
6	6 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
62	62 Vote	11 Lessons on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
92	92 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free

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