Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
4	4 Vote	The Game of Thrones Minifigs Are Now In the Hands of Muslim Brotherhood
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
7	7 Vote	Mercury Is Made of Knives
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
9	9 Vote	Holy Cracking Ice Sheets! Canada Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors "Worse Than Blogs"
22	22 Vote	Little Ice Age Was Caused by Vacuum Cleaner
7	7 Vote	These Insects Died While Having Sex With You
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
8	8 Vote	28 Ways to Be an Illegal Alien Today 1	1
96	96 Vote	An Incredible Lesson About How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	Scientists Capture Rare Video of Pro-Abortion Activists Seemingly Chanting "Hail Satan"
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
158	158 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
8	8 Vote	Aliens Invade the Netherlands
73	73 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
163	163 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
107	107 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
7	7 Vote	Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary – and How They're at Play Today
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
13	13 Vote	PayPal Apologizes for N-Word Threat
9	9 Vote	Book News: Navajo Nation Names Its First Drone Squadron
7	7 Vote	Make Sure to Join Al Qaeda
63	63 Vote	Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
61	61 Vote	North Korea to Make Black Friends

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