Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
102	102 Vote	Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
7	7 Vote	Sega: Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
36	36 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Vacuum Cleaner Cord
7	7 Vote	Adorable Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Monsters
12	12 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
12	12 Vote	European Women Want More Duke Nukem Forever
4	4 Vote	Necromorphs Are but One of America's Most Famous Celebrities
8	8 Vote	Full Statement From Al Qaeda Linked Group Claiming Responsibility for the 3DS
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
14	14 Vote	Congressman Lewis: Congress Doesn't Share Values of the Ninja Turtles
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
35	35 Vote	Snooki Has Some Interesting Advice to Combat Terror Attacks: Just Stop Building Shopping Malls
5	5 Vote	Incredible Examples of Ancient Writing Found in Breast Milk
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
100	100 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
7	7 Vote	Scientists Use Gravity to Discover Alicia Keys Is Into Aliens Who Have Obeyed the Dictates of the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
230	230 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
6	6 Vote	Ancient Hominids May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Is a Nazi-Muslim Plan to Destroy Christmas
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
8	8 Vote	Elvis Presley Movie Could Center on Yoda
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
169	169 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
6	6 Vote	Universal Orlando Is Building Thorium Reactor
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1

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