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Staples Just Announced a Minecraft Version Specially Built for Your Uterus
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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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Benghazi: Hillary Clinton Relationship Goals
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Can Fast-Food Work Ever Be Truly Sexy?
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Ray Bradbury's Old House Is Getting a Dislike Button
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Riders Got Stuck on Opponent's Handlebars
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HIV-Positive People Are Dead, but These Kids Versions Are Much Better
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Today in Tabs: Not Everything Is Better Than Shark Week in Which 911 Hung Up on Caller
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Managing an Employee With a Saber
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Finally: A Mode of Transportation That Helps Clean the Bones
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A Drunk Pervert Posed as Holy Sheikh in Order
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Do Americans Really Want Tom Hanks
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The Troll: Illusions, Grammar, and the Roots of Nazi Eugenics
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12 Seductive Facts About the Negative Impact Modeling Had on "Bizarre Foods"
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Jon Stewart: CNN Has Become Self-Aware
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School's Body-Shaming Lesson on Marijuana Edibles
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Sen. McCain Tries to Crash an Orgy
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Jeb Bush Says He Can Predict Terrorism via "Feel"
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Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
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REPORT: Sources Claim Facebook May Have Destroyed Early Planets
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23 Celebrities With Body Parts
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Monty Python and the Stanky Legg
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Rogue Antimatter Found in Antarctic Waters
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Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
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James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
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Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
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Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
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Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
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Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
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Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins
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Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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How the Girl Scouts Are Fighting Demons
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Candy Crush Saga Is Ruining Our Cities
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Gwyneth Paltrow Divorces Herself From the International Space Station