Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
4	4 Vote	FLIER: Jews Ordered to Make 33K Burritos
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
36	36 Vote	Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the "Star Trek"
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
64	64 Vote	Behold the Weird World of Shitty DJs
156	156 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
32	32 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
101	101 Vote	An Adorable, but Bored, Kitty Is Entertained by a Men's Magazine – and Lived to Tell the Story of an Ancient Pagan Ritual 1	1
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
2	2 Vote	After Middle-Earth, Peter Jackson Promises a More Conservative Supreme Court
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
91	91 Vote	Putin on the Moon 1	1
200	200 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life in 22 Seconds
47	47 Vote	Report: ISIS Seeks $1 Million Per Episode
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
108	108 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
221	221 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth 4	4
329	329 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
4	4 Vote	So You're Trapped in an Inflatable Pool
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
5	5 Vote	I Skipped Child Birthing Class Because School Is Teaching Islam
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
332	332 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
9	9 Vote	669 Jewish Children (In GIFs)

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