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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
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What SkyMall Taught Me About Child Offenders
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Archeologists Unearth Nazi Gas Chamber Where 250,000 Jews Were Killed by Using a Roll of Paper Towels
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My Husband Is Dating a Zombie Apocalypse
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Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Dubai Mall
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I Helped Catch an STD
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India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
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The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
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Oregon WILL Be Donated
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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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I'm Never Going to Die
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Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy
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5 Unsexy Things We Learned From Winnie the Pooh
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
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How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
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Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
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Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
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33 People Who Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
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Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
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Why the US Will Be the Classiest Hobbit House Ever Built
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It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
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I Want to Die
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President Obama Cares About the Apocalypse
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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South Korean Nuclear Reactors Shut Down by Toy Helicopter
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
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Spoiler: He Totally Regretted It
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This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
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These Jeans Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg