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Voted Headlines

308	308 Vote	Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Tank's 1	1
109	109 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Masturbated at in Public Display
5	5 Vote	Communism, if It Were Real
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
41	41 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
64	64 Vote	Iraq Needs a Home Depot
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
6	6 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court: You Can't Lie About Your Genitals
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
6	6 Vote	Al-Qaeda Plan to Move Online Services Overseas
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
43	43 Vote	Don't Fight With Ellen DeGeneres
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Is Sorry for Anti-Semitic Rants
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
111	111 Vote	Kanye West I Bought $35,000 Demon House Possible "Hell Portal"
51	51 Vote	What Obama Did (And Didn't) Do to Your 20-Something Babysitter
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
60	60 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
48	48 Vote	30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
186	186 Vote	Nobody Gets to Be Different
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
52	52 Vote	MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
71	71 Vote	31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
62	62 Vote	All of Us Freaking Out About Your Sweaty Pits

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