Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit

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