Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	A Song Getting Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
3	3 Vote	If Only You Could Ask Romney One Question and He Survived
7	7 Vote	Almonds Are the Future, but They Can't Vote -- So Whatever
3	3 Vote	Romney's Advice to Media and Muslims: Don't Feed the Trolls
3	3 Vote	I Used to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
4	4 Vote	16 Helpful Charts That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
3	3 Vote	Apple Announces OS X and Y
3	3 Vote	Awkward: Oblivious Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Own Driveway
5	5 Vote	Could You Adopt a Dog With 2 d***s
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Offering to Fix the Debt!
4	4 Vote	Toy Collector Unwittingly Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
3	3 Vote	Couples Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor to Death: cops
4	4 Vote	Native American Teen in Alabama Is Being Destroyed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
3	3 Vote	Documents Reveal Boehner Is a Relationship-Killer
6	6 Vote	Obama Has Turned the North Pole Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
6	6 Vote	Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
137	137 Vote	What's With This Fucking Pencil
6	6 Vote	Florida Police Chief Appears to Show You His Joystick
5	5 Vote	President Obama Is the Ocean?
4	4 Vote	The Psychology of Hating Food (And How We Track Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
4	4 Vote	This Leaked Romney Video Is Literally Awesome. Literally
28	28 Vote	Q. And A. With a Palestinian Rock
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
6	6 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident
111	111 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Speedo
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
5	5 Vote	Make the World AIDS
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
7	7 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter

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