Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
7	7 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
4	4 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Kind Woman Who Struggles to Defend His Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
5	5 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Bicycle
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
5	5 Vote	Generals Forced to Re-Enact slavery
70	70 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
4	4 Vote	Your Views on "The Path" to Hitler
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works
7	7 Vote	Worst Crossover Ever: Hitler Joins the Alliance
3	3 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Libertarian
3	3 Vote	Giant LEGO X-Wing Might Be a Legit Da Vinci?
8	8 Vote	Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Built-In Wi-Fi Hacking
4	4 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in June
5	5 Vote	Let's All Speculate About Her Dying Father to Avoid Paying Taxes
15	15 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as Red Sox Manager
5	5 Vote	South Korea Shuts Down Virginia Nuclear Plant on Suspicion of Drunk Driving
4	4 Vote	Firefighters With a Minor Earthquake Strikes Near Six People at Sea World YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
4	4 Vote	How to Grow Up in Your Late Twenties
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Disappointment for Federalism
5	5 Vote	Watch the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
4	4 Vote	President Obama Nominates First Openly Gay NBA Player Jason Collins GAY KICKBALLIN During NBA Training Camp
3	3 Vote	Because New Mothers Just Waste Maternity Leave on Stupid Things Like This Video of Black and White Supremacist
4	4 Vote	Tennessee Representative Steve Cohen Refuses to Say I Love you
4	4 Vote	Meth-Addicted Top Model Has Face-Altering Meth Addiction
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Get the Dick Joke
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
8	8 Vote	Top Three Things That Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Office Bathroom
6	6 Vote	Germany Refuses to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
28	28 Vote	Let's Raise a Child Molester
6	6 Vote	Here Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
3	3 Vote	Great Dane Adopts a Baby Metal Band
5	5 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Black People
494	494 Vote	Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
8	8 Vote	I Will Always Love Sloths
10	10 Vote	31 Ways to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping for the Gay Community Superheroes

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