Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

153	153 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
36	36 Vote	Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
98	98 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
211	211 Vote	Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board

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