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America Should Be Illegal
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Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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God Is in Critical Condition
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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How to Make Black Friends
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch