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This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
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Young Boy Rescued After Being Turned Away [NSFW]
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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
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Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
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Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
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Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
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Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
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Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
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Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes
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This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat
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Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Garden Gnome
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I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
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NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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I Have No Tigers
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
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Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
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Man Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Look at These Damn Fine Restaurants
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Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
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Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Basic Math Lesson
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Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
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Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away